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Blog Tour – Review + Excerpt & Giveaway: I Like Big Dragons and I Cannot Lie by Lani Lynn Vale


Keifer Vassago, The Prince of Dragons, has enough on his plate without adding a brunette with a bad attitude to the mix

Fate has a way of screwing all his plans, though, whether he wants them screwed or not. One second he’s fetching his brother from yet another situation that could possibly compromise the Vassago name, and the next that brunette is grabbing his assets.

Blythe isn’t after anyone’s assets, though. She’s a good girl. All she wants is to graduate from nursing school, get a job, and move out of her hell hole apartment. What she does not have time to deal with is a sexy bearded man that accuses her of grabbing his junk.

She tries to forget about the encounter, but fate’s a cruel bitch.

One second she’s a normal college student barely living paycheck to paycheck, and the next she’s setting her panties on fire with powers from an ancient immortal dragon.

To add insult to injury, she’s hearing voices, and none of them are figments of her imagination. Blythe’s life is turned upside down, and Keifer forces her to adapt even though she doesn’t want to. She likes her life just the way it is.

Not to mention she wants nothing to do with that arrogant asshole. She doesn’t care that he rides a dragon. She also could care less about his stupid beard, and his sexy eyes.

Yeah, who was she kidding? She wasn’t convincing anybody.

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eARC provided in exchange for an honest review

When I see Dragons in the blurb; it is automatically a HELLS YEAH from me towards the book!

And this was one was a breezer for me – I adored this light romance with loads of actions, and an intrinsic complex plot that will keep you engaged right till the last moment! But bewar, this will have a sort-of insta-love situation that might not be feasible to some readers.

Keifer is the prince of Dragons Riders – that means that he does not shape shift into a dragon, but in fact has connected to a dragon and taken on his abilities – BEST FREAKING THING about this book! Right off the bat, I was glad that this was the case for I am all for a case of shape shifting humans, but somehow those I have never found to be believable! And in this world? Dragons don’t need to hide! YESS!

Imagine sitting on your windowsill, with a cup of coffee and an amazing book in hand, looking out to see dragons fly by! THAT WAS WHAT WENT THROUGH MY HEAD WHEN I READ THE BLURB and that’s exactly how I will always think of this book (and series) from now on!

Blythe, on the other hand, is a nursing resident a simple normal human being with a boring life. All that changes when she meets her roommate’s boyfriends’ brother accidentally touching him, changing the course of her life!

It was hard not to like Kiefer and Blythe, not just individually but together as well! They are funny, they are hot but most of all, thrown together by circumstances they try and make the best of a situation with little to no drama at all! It wasn’t easy acceptance, but the fact that they are mated goes a long way in assuring their togetherness. But both are headstrong, independent and definitely not used to relationships, which definitely ended up making up for the insta-love kind of situation here.

There is also loads of action, especially with a villainous group so aptly named the “Purists” – a war has started, a war that would see a lot of casualties and I see a lot more seriousness for the future matings as compared to the light heartedness of this one!

I honestly can’t wait to read the next book – for the story ARC continues in the next one, even if it would be about a totally new couple!

Cheers, Pavi

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“Oh my heavens to Betsey, I was given an opportunity to have a sneak peek at this bad boy from Lani Lynn Vale. First, I love that Lani’s style of writing that balances family, feels, and loyalty with lots of life follows through into this series.” – Author Chelsea Cameron

“’I Like Dragons and I Cannot Lie’ is without a shadow of a doubt one of the best PNR I have EVER read!!!” – Gi’s Spot Reviews

“Holy freaking crap!!! This book is absolutely nothing like I expected and everything I could ever want in a paranormal. This is Lani Lynn Vale’s first foray into paranormal and let me tell you she knocked it out of the park.” – Devious Book Blog

I woke up to my lower half on fire.
At first, I thought it was just an aftereffect of my dreams, but when I finally peeled my eyes open, I could smell smoke.
When I opened my lids and looked down, it was to literally find my panties on fire.


I screamed and rolled; rolling so far in the bed that I hit the floor and kept going.


By the time the fire was finally out, my panties were burned to ash. However, my skin was perfectly fine. In fact, the hairs that I’d planned on having waxed later in the week were gone.
It’d given me a fire waxing…minus the wax.


“What the fuck?” I yelled, staring down at my now hair-free mound.





My eyes widened and I looked around. Was someone in the room with me?



I started reaching for the lamp but couldn’t find it. There was a pile of things beside the bed that I’d knocked over in my haste to get up. I could only assume that the lamp was one of those things.



“Light, light, light,” I chanted, shifting through the things on the floor.



My candles that I had interspersed around the room all lit at once, and I screamed.



“What the hell is going on?” I shrieked.



Macy started hammering on the wall, or her boyfriend. Whatever. Fuck her.



I narrowed my eyes at the wall.



That stupid heifer! I’m allowed to scream if I want to. She fucks day and night, and she’s going to bang on my wall to get meto quiet down?



Master Farrow has always had excellent stamina with the ladies.



I froze, turning around and scanning the room.



“Who’s there?” I asked nervously.



A deep, rumbly laugh filled my head and my eyes widened.



“Holy mother of God, get out of my head!” I yelled.



The voice in my head continued to chuckle. Oh, this is almost as good as when Prince Keifer came into his powers. He didn’t shriek like you do, though.
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I’m a married mother of three. My kids are all under 5, so I can assure you that they are a handful. I’ve been with my paramedic husband now for ten years, and we’ve produced three offspring that are nothing like us. I live in the greatest state in the world, Texas.




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