Release Day Review

Release Day Review & Excerpt: Monster Prick by Kendall Ryan

 Let’s wish a Happy Book Birthday to the hilariously apt named book – Monster Prick by Kendall Ryan – hosted by the wonderful Inkslinger PR ❤ 
Check out my review as well as a sneak peak into this funny novella 😉 
Enjoy your visit lovelies ❤ 

Over my dead body.

That’s what I told Gracie when she informed me of her plan to pick some random guy she met online to get rid of her pesky virginity.

If anyone is touching her, it’s going to be me.

I shouldn’t even be considering it, but I can’t get it out of my head: her, under me, begging me.

Arrogant. Cocky. Prick.

Those are the words I’d use to describe my older brother’s dangerously handsome best friend.

When he learned of my plan to kick off my white cotton briefs, ditching my good girl persona once and for all by losing my virginity to the first eligible bachelor I could find, he flipped out. Said over his dead body.

He says if anyone’s going to do it, it’s going to be him.

I hate that I’m even considering his offer.

But I am … I sooo am.

Ever since he suggested it, all I can think about is his cocky smile on those full lips as he’s driving in to me.

But if we cross that line … will I ever be able to go back?

MONSTER PRICK, a sexy romantic comedy, is a spin off novella from SCREWED, but can be read as a standalone, as it features a new couple.


This is my first Kendall Ryan book – I have to admit, my curiosity was peaked. I had been seeing her books all around the social media, plus some of my favourite book bloggers love her books, so when the chance came to review her new novella, of course I bit the bullet and went ahead to request it!

This novella is about Grace and Hudson (can be read as a standalone!). Grace is Hudson’s best friend’s younger sister aka Hayden’s sister, whose story can read in Screwed by Kendall Ryan.

This is a short and steamy quick read, focusing on a forbidden romance, but it is such a funny way of putting across the relationship that it took me seconds to fall in love with Kendall Ryan’s writing.

But this novella did leave me lot to be desired, because it was a novella – I do believe it had the makings of a full length novel – a bit of angst, a lot more drama and a butt load of those funny conversations between Gracie and Hudson would have definitely made my day 😀

If you are looking for a new romance author to get hooked on to, I think Kendall Ryan could definitely be a fit for you, like she is for me! 😀

⭐ ⭐ ⭐ .5
“What if I could help you?”
I have no idea what the hell I was thinking. The words just
leaped out of my mouth. Listening to Gracie talk about kicking off her granny panties
and popping her cherry with some random Internet dick…I guess it drove me
temporarily insane.
But there’s no taking back the idea now. Gracie sucks in her
breath, blinking wide-eyed. “What do you mean?” she asks.
What do I mean? Here I am, sitting next to the world’s most
beautiful girl—drowning in her eyes, her scent, the gentle puff of her breath
on my mouth that begs me to close the distance. I know what I want, but I also
know what will happen if I take it. My best friend will rip off my balls and
feed them to me. And I’ll probably deserve every second.
But sweet Jesus, I’m pretty sure Gracie wants this, too, and
that’s enough to blow my better judgment to pieces. All I care about right now
is making her feel better. In as many ways as possible. And if her slightly
quickened breathing, blown pupils, and flushed cheeks are anything to go by…
As an experiment, I dart out the tip of my tongue to wet my
lips. Her darkened eyes drop like a magnet yanked them. Yeah, bingo. Having a
little black book as thick as the dictionary has its advantages. I know damn
well how to tell when a woman wants me.
About the Author

A New York Times, Wall Street Journal, and USA Today bestselling author of more than 18 titles, Kendall Ryan has sold more than a million ebooks and her books have been translated into several languages in countries around the world. She’s a traditionally published author with Simon & Schuster and Harper Collins UK, as well as enjoying success as an independently published author. Since she first began self-publishing in 2012, she’s appeared at #1 on Barnes & Noble and iBooks charts around the world. Her books have also appeared on the New York Times and USA Today bestseller list 23 times.

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-zInkSlinger Blogger

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